Someone take me to see Star Trek
illogical-tribble:
iflops:
Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:
Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing
Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing
McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—
Spock: *insert sass here*
McCoy: *insert more sass here*
Kirk: *goes and does the thing*
Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*
Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*
Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*
Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.
- To spend the day with marvelous people (preferably friends and family, but I suppose strangers are acceptable)
- To be genuinely surprised
- Certain material items
Joe on CNN just now
xnounax:
catsandallthatjazz:
the-girl-that-died:
shesmorethanyouknow:
tricksterjaneycrocker:
stugahtsz:
juncko:
madmeinabluebox:
forever-pretty-awkward:
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
lol, mercy.. where are you?
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